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March 05
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
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When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a racecar is not called a racist?
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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
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Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call the resulting company Fed UP?
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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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